Plastic Surgery ... Breast Enhancment ... Nip Tuck?

I went to see my plastic surgeon today. In case you are wondering-‘NO, I DID NOT GET MY NOSE FIXED’.

Its tragic living with a flat nose for the last 22 years of my life and I know I did made pretty stupid remarks about ‘doing’ my nose, but all these words are at the spur of the moment. I did not mean anything I said and I guess I learn to realise that I should appreciate me for being ‘me’ because my identity is in Christ Jesus and old things got to go.

So what the hell was I doing at the plastic surgeon? Well I was there for my monthly laser acne scar removal treatment- vantage. It’s common for guys to go for this sort of laser treatment for our acne scars. Its not like I dislike my face or anything, but I guess since technology is so advanced I might as well make use of the laser machine and try to improve my acne conditions.

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Let’s face it, would Dennis Keller prefer someone with an oily acne face or someone with less acne and oil free face or a certain guy who is short and sings out of tune all the time(*hint* his name starts with H)?? Come on I am thinking of my future guys. *laughs*

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Anyway my plastic surgeon (‘Mr C.T’) is leaving for a certain woman and child hospital and this is my last session with him. It was a bitter sweet moment, but what the heck, I don’t really know him in the first place.

Me: So Mr C.T, tell me why are you leaving?

Mr C.T: I prefer to specialise in the enhancement of women’s breasts. They are more complex and require more specialised treatment.

My mind went blank. I mean let’s look at it objectively. Why are women so obsessed with breasts enhancement and the likes of it? I have to remind everyone that breasts are actually lumps of fats and its main purpose is to breastfeed babies. So if one were to really enhance one’s breasts, isn’t it like adding poisonous substance to the breasts and wouldn’t it affect the woman’s health if the silicon leak and reduce her chances to breast feed in the future. I do not want to sound like an MCP, but what’s with the obsessions with breast enhancement?

The Cons seems to out weigh the Pros and no matter how ‘big it gets’; it will still defeat its purpose if not put to proper use. I hope all the woman folks won’t get mad at me. I would wish to repeat it again- let’s look at it objectively =) Anyway enough said, I was on my way out and met my mum for lunch at SGH. Having a nurse mum has its privileges, one thing for sure I would have a constant supply of anti biotic and I would be in absolute pink of health all the time- silicon free *laughs*

I have been changing the template of my blog for the last 2 hours or so. My first blog look very gay and I wasn’t impressed with all the pink streaks of lines all over the blog. I am not against pink or anything but lets just say pink is a colour I would only use once in a millennium. My second blog look too professional and very un-user friendly. I felt that the blog deserved a place at Mr Donald Trumps Corporation. I finally settled for this last blog which I felt was more vibrant but at the same time shows the new age guy thing. Plus it’s really user friendly and easy to read. Sometimes technicalities just drive you nuts, isn’t it?

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I am awaiting the arrival of the brown envelope. It is super irritating having to wait for NUS to come to a decision on my entry to its law school. After the horrific law interview and written test, which I have repeated to every Tom, Dick and Harry who had an opportunity to hear it, I am still optimistic. I am quite confident that the Lord will provide and grant me a place at the right law school. I am someone who has faith in God and I know the Lord will provide. I have seen his wonders and I never doubt him.

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I can only wait in anticipation….