Q & A- law style!
1. Why did you choose to study law?
My goal in the long run is to write a book on family law and put Leong Wai Kum out of business. Law will allow me to achieve both at the same time.
2. What do you most enjoy about studying law at uni?
I can look down on Arts students, knowing that I am better than they will ever be. Unless they have combined Arts with law, of course, that's different. Oh, and further to question two; saying that you study law impresses girls parents I've found. Very useful indeed.
3. What do you find most unenjoyable about studying law?
Not really being able to look down on Medicine students. This, and all the dry reading, unrealistic word limits, bad teachers, automaton law students, poorly thought out assessment tasks, random marking, people who hide books in the library and fatigue. Writing essays sucks too.
4. What did you combine with law, and what were you reasons for doing so?
I combined with commerce, because it makes me look hardcore and smart. Earning a shitload of cash is in my blood and corporate is the only way to go if I want to get my 24 carat gold Cartier watch before the age of 30. Make that 42!
5. What do you plan on doing after you graduate? (If you plan on practicing law - which field?)
Start drafting and pushing for a man’s charter. Thereafter write a book on why the woman’s charter should be abolished. If all else fails, become a stupid, no life, low paying accountant and yes start filing my annual income tax returns.
*Disclaimer: The writer doesn’t owe a duty of care to anyone and whatever that is written here above is without prejudice and to be taken with a pinch of salt. *
My goal in the long run is to write a book on family law and put Leong Wai Kum out of business. Law will allow me to achieve both at the same time.
2. What do you most enjoy about studying law at uni?
I can look down on Arts students, knowing that I am better than they will ever be. Unless they have combined Arts with law, of course, that's different. Oh, and further to question two; saying that you study law impresses girls parents I've found. Very useful indeed.
3. What do you find most unenjoyable about studying law?
Not really being able to look down on Medicine students. This, and all the dry reading, unrealistic word limits, bad teachers, automaton law students, poorly thought out assessment tasks, random marking, people who hide books in the library and fatigue. Writing essays sucks too.
4. What did you combine with law, and what were you reasons for doing so?
I combined with commerce, because it makes me look hardcore and smart. Earning a shitload of cash is in my blood and corporate is the only way to go if I want to get my 24 carat gold Cartier watch before the age of 30. Make that 42!
5. What do you plan on doing after you graduate? (If you plan on practicing law - which field?)
Start drafting and pushing for a man’s charter. Thereafter write a book on why the woman’s charter should be abolished. If all else fails, become a stupid, no life, low paying accountant and yes start filing my annual income tax returns.
*Disclaimer: The writer doesn’t owe a duty of care to anyone and whatever that is written here above is without prejudice and to be taken with a pinch of salt. *
posted by theflyisneverdead at 10/28/2005 09:26:00 AM
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