part time job....

it seemed really exciting promoting intel computers @ the sitex fair until i actually began doing it. utterly disappointing, I blame it in the genes. if only i was a bikini clad female model doing the cha-cha, shut up sex sells.

let me set the records clear once and for all, i sold a grand total of 1 VIPER computer (the lowest series of computers) …pathetic…very. actually it was pretty remarkable considering the fact that I barely spoke to the customer but than she know nuts about computers so who cares…

‘umm auntie very cheap, better than dell. you can go and check, we got 3 years warranty, they don’t have.’

‘i assure you all our specs are very good, we are the only agent authorized to sell intel motherboard’

‘1GB ram, 80GB harddisk drive, intel HT technology, ATI radeon graphics card chip'

'dbs/uob credit card 24 month intrest free, no money now still can pay later.'

honestly, I never felt so miserable repeating such badly scripted lines in my life.i was forced to speak in such atrocious and degrading english, its extremly embarassing esp so for a law student.but once you start you cant stop.

i found myself getting more excited as i spoke….phua chu kang would be so proud of me,at times I actually caught drips of my saliva flying onto the customer’s brochure.

‘thank you very much I come back again’.freakin’g piece of shit.

i know its politically incorrect to say this but it sucks being rejected, but hell yea to freedom.

i actually have to resort to selling computer games for a misery commission instead, 'war of the rings'. yea tell me about it, what the hell.it sounds extremely pirated but it still sold pretty well. final conclusion people are really very gullible ! or should congrats for being a real big time liar,

one thing that I learnt so far salesman are liars, they lie to sell, simple logic@ and the very fact that I am a bad sales man goes to show that I am contrary to that.

i hate it when my parents are right, i am a bad sales man. my dad even offered to pay me to stay @ home and do something more productive but damn did i want to prove them wrong, that would be taking the easy way out.i guess I was just unfortunate to be selling such lousy items.

besides I wasn’t there for the money, money was an incentive but not a driving factor-the main reason was that i was super bored and had nothing better to do.

but overall it was a good experience, got to know a couple of people… yasmin,charlene, goutham,janice, jian wei(*bitch*), stephen, GI boy….

ok, so what if i am a law student and cant pronounce 'Britannica'. no big deal! yea they were diggin'g me for my pronounciation.i went around saying 'britanaca'...oh hey you cant blame me, i dont read the bloody encyclopedia. i am not a freakin'g no life moron. i forgot that some tjc students also cant pronounce for crying out loud....*hint you know who you are *

we were so bored that we ended up playing truth or dare n the loser had to lie on the floor and let the crowd walk over him/her,i really salute charlene for that dare-you rocked,there was another dare that was already formulating in my mind. how about doing a lesbie thing with yas, yea its all so vivid in my mind. if only i can see it in real time.

and to yas, sorry about that stupid HP lap-top, that damn bastards…..

btw i bought my new HP laptop.wahoo.its running on AMD.in a sense i felt l;ike as if i have betrayed intel ...screw intel.you have to check out my new laptop./1.8 ghz,512kb,l2 cahce, 1GB rAM, 80 GB HDD, DVD R/W, 6 in 1 blue tooth integarated, biometric fingerprint sensor. this is really good stuff.

and guess how much i spent on this piece of bitch,,,,, $1795..........

not forgetting the freebies i received, a 4 port USB hub, a wireless mouse, a 3 year warranty top up for $99/- and a cannon picture camera, i almost baragined for an ipod nano but in the end I gave that up cause I had pay slightly more for it.

my mom would be so proud of me,you should have seen us bargaining. your eyes might not be able to take it,yea man it was nasty

i am now an 'unofficial' tech junkie, comex 2006 *i cant wait* ....i am so going to add this intel thing to my CV!