Saturday, October 28, 2006

exams are round the corner dude!

I am in the middle of a fuck crisis. My OS system is in a middle of recollection data for the exams. I am so going to be crucified in the exams. I even dreamt of Kristin my crim law tutor nailing my hands to the Crimes Act and asking me the facts of Falconer and Tolmie. Going to class and pretending to know a bit when in actual fact I know nuts and trying to catch up on my readings is a thing of the past. I can’t seem to muster enough knowledge to recite important sections from the crimes act and I still can’t differentiate between murder and manslaughter. Someone ask me before which is the lesser of 2 evils and I have the cheek to say murder. I am such a disgrace to all law students but I can’t be bothered. I am more worried for the finals which I can’t afford to do badly and its time for divine interventions to help me spot the right questions again. Religion is about consistency but hell I need him right now! I can’t afford to do CRIM again for the fear of insanity and undue depression which might amount to a recognised psychiatric illness which could be claimed under legislation laws. Well to test my knowledge, in the event of death, my parents and siblings could claim damages under the compensation for Relatives Act or s3(1) of the Law Reforms (Misc Provisions) Act 1944. Which reminds me to visit the local pharmacy for my dosage of sleeping pills? Desperate times call for separate measures dude.

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